An Inquiry into Diabolic Nomenclature
From Webster's Third Unabridged:
Satan 1. Judaism any of various celestial beings
functioning as accuser or critic of man 2. Christian Theol. The
great enemy of man and of goodness; the Devil: usually identified with
Lucifer, the chief of the fallen angels
The Devil
Satan
As can be seen from the definition above,
the name does refer to an "adversary of God," but in more of a legal
sense than is generally supposed. Look in the Bible for an evil Satan,
and you'll find nothing explicit. I know. I checked. In fact Satan is
more of a prosecuting attorney—a D.A., if you will.
The Greek translation of Satan was Diabolos, which means "one who
speaks against," supporting the prosecuting attorney idea. (It would be
talking in circles to say that Satan plays the devil's advocate.)
Eventually Diabolos was worn down until it finally reached Old English as
Deofol (pronounced roughly "day of all" if you say it really fast with a
western England accent), and this is our word Devil.
Beelzebub
In the ancient religion of Canaan, there was the high god of the
heavens, El, his wife Asherah, daughter Anat, and his boy Elroy*—I mean,
his son, Ba`al. Ba`al was the earth god, the god of fertility, and there
were entire cults devoted just to him. (Imagine!) In fact, they
sometimes called him Ba`al Zebul, or "Lord Ba`al." (They also sometimes
called him Ba`al-Hamad, but I don't know what that means.) When the
Hebrews
came into Canaan, some of them got really into this idea, and others
didn't
like that, so to stop it they made fun of the god by calling him
Ba`al-zebub, Hebrew for "lord of flies."
William Golding wrote a novel with a similar title, but I prefer the
play by Sartre, Les Mouches, or "The Flies," which seems to
identify the Greek god Zeus with a lord of flies. Just a personal
preference.
In Greek, Baal-zebub was spelled Beelzebub, because the Greeks didn't
like to do anything the way someone else did it.
*Note on Elroy: I have recently learned that there was, among the various
Canaanite-Hebrew gods named El-something, one named El-ro'i. Coincidence?
Lucifer
The planet Venus is often called the "morning star." Usually this is
because it has been spotted early in the morning and mistaken for a star;
though of course there have been exceptions. Since ancient times Venus
has
been given names of varying significance (ranging, in fact, from Inanna "sky-mother"
to Aurvandill "sea-wanderer") and most of these names have been, among other things,
shared by mythical figures or deities. In other words, the planet was
semi-personified or deified in these various identities.
In Latin, it received the name Lucifer, "bearer of light," suggesting
the old, apparently widespread myth that it was actually a demigod
bringing light to the twilit world. By the time the Bible was translated
into Latin, Lucifer was a fairly common way of referring to the planet.
There is a passage in the book of Isaiah in
which it was so used, and by coincidence this passage was interpreted
(incorrectly) as referring to Satan. It is difficult to see why until
you read the passage.
(Note: Since writing this I have learned that the original
Hebrew phrase in question is (roughly) heylel ben shahar, which
simply means "shiner, son (of) dawn." This presumably does not refer to a black eye
inflicted by a poetically named woman.)
The Underworld
Hades
Hades, actually *Hawides or Aïdes (three syllables), was originally
the name of the ruler of the underworld in the Greek pantheon. He was
the oldest son of Kronos, the king of the Titans. The name means
"blind" or "half-seeing," because of course it's dark down there. No
fires to light the way, you see. (The above picture is thus somewhat inaccurate.)
Sheol
Hebrew for "grave." Most people, at least when they die, are still
buried eventually. So the grave, under the earth, is where they go after they die.
Hell
The general Germanic goddess of the Underworld or the Otherworld
(depending on your opinion of the geography of the universe), she has
never really been evil. She looked after and guarded the departed souls,
and only the Valkyries were allowed to come and choose certain ones to be
honored with a change of address, to Valhalla, the hall of Odhinn in the
dwelling place of the Aesir, or gods. How Queen Hel felt about this is
unfortunately no longer on record.
Inferno
Italian for "conflagration." Dante Alighieri evidently expected to
find one (or possibly to start one?) once he passed on. Maybe he did—who can say?—but that doesn't necessarily mean that anyone else can expect to.
Interestingly enough, the Latin original of this word, Infernum, was
adapted in Welsh as Uffern, pronounced "IF-fairn." The medieval Welsh
apparently expected the underworld to be a land entirely of, strangely
enough, ice! So you see, Hell already froze over, and a long time ago at
that.
Gehenna
In the valley of Hinnom, near Jerusalem, it is purported that in
ancient times children were sacrificed. (Why they were
sacrificed I do not know.) Consequently, the valley became known as an
unholy, filthy sort of place. The Hebrew for "valley of Hinnom" is ge'
hinnom, which becomes Gehenna in Greek.
Armageddon
The hill of Megiddo underwent the same general process as the valley
of Hinnom. Hebrew har meghiddon "hill of Megiddo" became
Armageddon in Greek. The hill was in the plain of Megiddo in Esdraelon,
which was the site of so many battles that it became proverbial for the
site of a decisive battle. Since the battle on Judgment Day was expected
to be the most decisive of all time (despite the fact that everyone
thought they already knew what the outcome would be), it naturally
was required to take place on this proverbially important site.
"To The Egress." —P. T. Barnum
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Darrell Manrique
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